if eurovision is the european hunger games then we can all agree that the uk is the tribute who got blown up when they accidentally stepped off the podium before the games had begun
western europe is like deep and serious with its love songs
but then there’s eastern europe giving free alcohol and pretending to be dracula
• I don't think that Greece is eastern europe but yeah
“I know what you are…”
“Say it. Out loud.”
“Gay opera dubstep vampire.”
Sweden's vote person: Konbanwa yohio desu.
graham norton: UGH
graham norton: i thought i'd see one eurovision without lena, but here she is
graham norton: even the rain couldn't stop her
germany's host: we're having so much fun!
graham norton: speak for yourself lena
the eastern european countries who vote for each other every single year in eurovision. i wish i had a relationship like that <3
• oh no hon you don't want to have relationship like that
quick everyone vote for greece and watch them panic
Eurovision is actually a big deal because after we spent 1000 years killing each other we’ve decided to put our weapons aside and dazzle each other with our ridiculous singing performances, nice Russian grannies and gay Romanian draculas.